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Old 10-30-2006, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking "Feathers" This is a must see....

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While touring an Indian reservation in North Dakota filming a
documentary,Barbara Walters was puzzled as to why the difference in the
number of feathers in the headdresses.

So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress.

His reply was: "Only have one woman. One woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave
had two feathers in his headdress.

And he replied: "Me have two women. Two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners
involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say,
amused Ms.Walters.

She asked the Chief, "W hy do you have so many feathers in your headdress?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with 'em
all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with 'em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."

The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like
snake."

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile!"

The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style.. ..me
sleep with 'em all."

With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."

The Chief said: "No deer.. Ass too high, run too fast."


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Old 10-30-2006, 12:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think that is one of the bast all time jokes there ever was.
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Those buggers ARE fast.
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