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"Thw Way Kids See It"
"The Way Kids See it"
>> >> The Way Children See Things!
>>
>> >> NUDITY
>> >> I was driving with my three young children one warm summer
>> >>evening when
>> >a
>> >> Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She
>>was
>> >>stark
>> >> naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old
>> >>shout from
>> >the
>> >> back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> OPINIONS
>> >> On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a
>> >>Note
>> >from
>> >> his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this
>>child
>> >>are not
>> >
>> >> necessarily those of his parents."
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> KETCHUP
>> >> A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the
>> >>jar.
>> >During
>> >> her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old
>>daughter
>> >>to
>> >answer
>> >> the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her
>> >>mother.
>> >Then
>> >> she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
>> >>now.
>> >She's
>> >> hitting the bottle."
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> MORE NUDITY
>> >> A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the
>> >>women's
>> >locker
>> >> room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with
>> >>ladies
>> >grabbing
>> >> towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in
>> >>amazement and
>> >then
>> >> asked, ! ! ! "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little
>> >>boy
>> >before?"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> ELDERLY
>> >> While working for an organization that delivers lunches to
>> >>elderly
>> >> shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon
>> >>rounds.
>> >The
>> >> various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers
>> >>and
>> >> wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her
>> >>staring at a
>> >
>> >> pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for
>> >>the
>> >> inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
>> >>whispered, "The
>> >tooth
>> >> fairy will never believe this!"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> DRESS-UP
>> >> A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When
>> >>she saw
>> >her
>> >> dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear
>> >>that
>> >suit."
>> >> "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a
>> >>headache
>> >the
>> >> next morning."
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> SCHOOL
>> >> A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm
>> >>just
>> >wasting
>> >> my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write
>> >>and they
>> >> won't let me talk!"
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> BIBLE
>> >> A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as
>> >>he
>> >fingered
>> >> through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the
>> >>Bible. He
>> >picked
>> >> up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf
>>that
>> >>had
>> >been
>> >> pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the
>>boy
>> >>called
>> >> out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the
>> >>young
>> >boy's
>> >> voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
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