A modest man....


upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he
decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He

suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed

beyond his ability to remain rational.


In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered
up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.


A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on
him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently

trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled

sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.


As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at
the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter)

who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What

the heck is going on here?"


The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit

out of a ghost"
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• Happy Halloween !

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Neither am I the means to any end others may wish to accomplish. I am not a tool for their use. I am not a servant of their needs. I am not a bandage for their wounds. I am not a sacrifice on their altars. ... I owe nothing to my brothers, nor do I gather debts from them. I ask no one to live for me, nor do I live for others. I covet no mans soul, nor is my soul theirs to covet.

Ayn Rand, Anthem.