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>>>> > GOLFER LOSES ARM!
>>>> >
>>>> > A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to
>>>> > the hospital. Just before he was put under,
>>>> > the surgeon popped in to see him.
>>>> >
>>>> > "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon.
>>>> >
>>>> > "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
>>>> >
>>>> > "Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc,
>>>> > what's the good news?"
>>>> >
>>>> > "The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but
>>>> > it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead
>>>> > with the
>>>> > transplant."
>>>> >
>>>> > "Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."
>>>> >
>>>> > The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the
>>>> > golf course when he bumped into the surgeon.
>>>> >
>>>> > "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
>>>> >
>>>> > "Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf
>>>> > of my life.
>>>> > My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really
>>>> > improved."
>>>> > "That's great," said the surgeon.
>>>> >
>>>> > "Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has
>>>> > improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even
>>>> > taken
>>>> > up painting
>>>> > landscapes in watercolors."
>>>> >
>>>> > "Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the
>>>> > transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side
>>> effects?"
>>>> >
>>>> > "Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every time I get an
>>>> > erection, I also get a headache.




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