Ygorl

As a resident faithful slave of the great and mighty GWAR, I must mention that GWAR has given you earth creatures yet another Kreation. Here's a bit of the story with the link to the entire thing:


OK scum, it is I, ODERUS URUNGUS, overlord of Toilet Earth and lead singer of the most dangerous band on this or any other planet--GWAR! Here to give you a quick update/review on the upcoming events and disasters that are set to plague this planet in the wake of GWAR's latest assault upon your sense and sensibility!

First off, it's DONE! "BEYOND HELL" our latest and greatest studio release to date, is mixed and mastered and ready to drop on your heads! Produced by the amazing Devin Townsend, I can say with utmost confidence that this one is going to take yer fucking head off! The record doesn't get released til' August. but that is not going to stop us from letting you hear the first single from the album. That's right, we actually have done a single for radio play in a desperate attempt to expand GWAR's dominion of this world to the FM airwaves! But what's this you say? That GWAR's music is simply TOO FUCKED UP to ever make it on the radio--well, yer right! And that's why, for the first time in GWAR history, we have covered someone else's music! But not just anybody! Nobody less than Alice Cooper, who is rumored to be a Scumdog himself! GWAR pays homage to the original master of shock rock, with a bone-crushing version of his most famous song--that's right, GWAR has covered "Schools Out" as the anthem of the summer and the rallying cry for legions of fed-up drop-outs everywhere. Demand it from your local lame-ass radio station all summer long, and hear us play it live on the mammoth Sounds of the Underground tour, coming soon to a burning city near you!


http://gwar.net/node

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It has begun! Sounds of the Underground has started it's bludgeoning progress across North America. Regulated to the "halftime show", slot again, this year we get an extra 5 minutes to play! Meanwhile, just about every other band of last years SOTU is on this year's Oz-Fest. Gotta love this business. because if you didn't, you'd go insane. So far none of the other bands are dicks and the food has been good. But that won't stop me from making a blood bath and beyond of every human I come in contact with. So when yer watching your other favorite cool bands at this years SOTU, remember they have been re-animated. Keep up with the latest from the summer's coolest tour at Sounds of the Underground

What's up. Oderus Urungus here. When I got this “call and response” thing, I immediately got offended, and then quickly violent. The temerity, the impertinence! To think that you could just “call” out to Oderus, ruler of Earth, and he would ‘respond” to you. Maybe with a sword to the head! So I smashed through the wall and worked over the local police department for a couple of hours. After the city was in flames I finally realized that there was something to this request after all—I could take the opportunity to thrash and malign others, as only I can. Cool! I hate everybody, especially bands that people like. I mean to think that people make music and record it and listen to it….well, it's nauseating. And considering that I don't even know who did these songs makes it even better—maybe I can piss off some people that I am on tour with! So here we go….

“Hard Rock Hallelujah” O.K., I had heard this song before…it's Lordi, right? Wow, this song sucks. This is the band that everybody is making such a fuss over? Why? There's nothing new here. Sounds like Billy Idol or Def Leppard but with neither of these acts talent. Very slick production that only accentuates this songs asinine nature. A message of mediocrity against a backdrop of the banal. Of course I heard they have some cool costumes…apparently they dress up like GWAR. But that sucks. I always hated bands that dressed up on stage in stupid costumes. I mean if your music sucks then fuck off. What's that you say? Hey buddy, these are my CLOTHES.

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Why do liberals oppose capitalism except when it produces or promotes perversions and/or degeneracy ?