sglaine

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Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key in the
>> door.
>>
>> "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice
>> you're in bed with me."
>>
>> Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes
>> later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end
>> of the bed.
>>
>> He turned to Lena: "Hey, der are six feet in dis bed.Der shud only be
>> four!
>>
>> "Nonsense," said Lena, "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed
>> and try again. "You can see better from over there."
>>
>> Ole climbed out of bed and counted. "One, too, tree, four. Damn, you're
>> right."



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