10-19-2006, 10:25 AM
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New drugs for Women......
Subject: new drugs for women
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
up to 8 full hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were
as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full
cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast
size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ,
resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road
rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want
to be a better person. "
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday, anniversary, phone n umber, or to lift
the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
anyone too eager to share their life stories with total
strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband,
provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh,
and any man who can handle it.
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