* This was my favorite: *

Ninth Circle

You buy an SUV of Ark-like proportions, insisting you need room for all the world's species, off-road capability for the coming flood, and the towing capacity and mighty V8 to tear down the very walls of Jericho. Your wife buys another, because she does the shopping. Yet your household has begat a single toddler, plus a toy poodle. The biggest burden you've ever pulled is potting soil from Home Depot. And you wouldn't dare sully your golden chariots off-road, preferring to commute with them daily at a foul, guzzling 10 miles a gallon. And if your only passenger is an extra-large Starbucks? Congratulations: The devil's got nothing on you.

* I liked: *

Eighth Circle

You're a committed Greenie, a tireless apostle against global warming, evil corporations and any SUV. You flaunt your hippie-vegan lifestyle and fastidious demands for organic food. Your mode of transport? A decrepit, Woodstock-era VW bus that spews more pollution than a dealership full of Hummers. Drop one circle if the ashtray betrays one final hypocrisy: a pack-a-day Marlboro habit.

* and: *

Fifth Circle

You worship at the black altar of Harley-Davidson, but you're no biker. You're a normal, suburban guy hiding behind leather Village-People outfits and a wall of assaultive noise: the trashy two-cylinder soundtrack of every once-peaceful village and vacation spot. Meanwhile, you're the first to call the cops when teenagers roll down your street playing Ludacris. Fortunately for you, Hell is filled with Harleys.

Nine Traffic Circles of Hell - MSN Autos

I don't fall into any of those. Go me!

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Oh, okay... so... when I back out of a parking space (no matter where I am) I go really slowly because I KNOW that someone is going to go flying past me (especially if there is a huge car on my right and I can't see).
So I was doing this the other day. And there just happened to be a huge fcking SUV to my right. So I looked to my right (couldn't see anything), looked to my left (where I could see and where a car was much more likely, in this parking lot, to be coming from). I'm backing out really slowly. Suddenly "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" I turn and (I'm barely out) this bitch in a huge white SUV throws her arms up like "you idiot! you almost hit me!" and her passenger gives me a dirty look. So I pulled back in (the full foot) and she slowly drives by while both of them give me the googly eye. I was so pissed. Literally the only reason why should would have gotten so mad was if she had been going 35 mph in the parking lot and didn't see ME until the last minute.

I had contemplated getting out of my car and walking up to her window.. pointing my finger in her face and calmly saying..

"You need to chill the fck out."

But cuz I'm like.. black... I thought she might call the cops on me.

Anyway... driving makes me hate people.

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Me to :-)

Stupid sumbitches don't belong driving vehicles.