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11-09-2006, 05:09 PM
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Knight
Join Date: Oct 2006
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The Real Gay Agenda
I'm probably gonna get lynched for this, but I feel that all of you have a right to know. There really is a Gay Agenda. I admit it.
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6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of homo breeding gulags where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)
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11-09-2006, 06:45 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Dothan, AL
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Jeeze, you do all that in 30 minutes? It takes me 30 minutes just to put my robes on. 
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Neither am I the means to any end others may wish to accomplish. I am not a tool for their use. I am not a servant of their needs. I am not a bandage for their wounds. I am not a sacrifice on their altars. ... I owe nothing to my brothers, nor do I gather debts from them. I ask no one to live for me, nor do I live for others. I covet no mans soul, nor is my soul theirs to covet.
Ayn Rand, Anthem.
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11-09-2006, 11:17 PM
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Lord of entropy
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: everywhere
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Originally Posted by Coyote Says
I'm probably gonna get lynched for this, but I feel that all of you have a right to know. There really is a Gay Agenda. I admit it.
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Heee heee....
That's my style :-)
In the humor dept. that is.
That was a pretty funny read. I of course, could have added even MORE sick twists (and would have). But, it was a fair enough job LOL |
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11-11-2006, 05:09 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the South
Posts: 3,499
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11-12-2006, 09:17 AM
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Earl
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Potchefstroom, South Africa
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good ol Sa
Ten more days untill gay marriage is legalised in South Africa, fully, I mean it is the real deal marriege thing
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“From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already been solved. After all, we already have a drug which can be sold at the incredible price of $8, 000 an annual dose, and which has the added virtue of not diminishing the market by actually curing anyone.”
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