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Old 05-15-2007, 03:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Adam&Eve and Daniel&Gabrielle the Parents of Mankind!

their offspring mated with two other couples offspring...

Adam&Eve

and Daniel&Gabrielle

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Old 05-15-2007, 03:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Huh? Where did Daniel and Gabrielle come from?

By the way, I am going to move this to Religion.
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Old 05-15-2007, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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well God created Adam and then Eve right??? well so incest wouldn't come into play God created another man for Mankind's procreation
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Where does it say this?
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probably a Gnostic doctrine you know what I mean
something that hasn't been officially recognized by the church
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Interesting. I'm going to go ahead and stick with the theory of evolution but I'd like to see what other God-fearing Christians have to say about something that isn't explicitly mentioned in the Bible.
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Old 05-15-2007, 03:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I believe animals came from other animals, or similiar kinds but not humans from primeapes such as gorillas and chimps thats laughable
they can't even talk!

wolves are shy yet very intelligent...dogs came from them, it's amazing

chimps can't even work a computer properly
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Old 05-15-2007, 03:59 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nobody is saying that we came from chimps or gorrillas. They are saying that humans, chimps, and gorrillas have a common ancestry.
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how??? so like the aztecs lol
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Here is how it all went down according to Mrs. Garrison.
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Now I, for one, think evolution is a bnuch of BULLCRAP. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: [goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer.] In the beginning we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its [waves his left hand limply] mutant fish hands... and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this. [points to a rodent] retard frog squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a... monkey fish-frog... And then this monkey fish-frog had buttsex with that monkey, and... that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and... that made you! [faces the class. A new girl is seated in the front row, looking around] So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
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