Are Athiests Satanists - Political Forum

Wolfman · 05-04-2007, 11:08 AM

they are probably the ones who thought of paying for love
like dating sites which should be outlawed

p.s.I'am CAUSAgentUSAwarrior but I changed it to DominicsDracula
WEB told me I couldn't have DraculasCatholic and my other one he said he
would merge the accounts but then I couldn't login
so just delete both Dracula's

FRYandBENDER · 05-04-2007, 11:23 AM

I could tell it was you. You have a ceartain style of posting that is all your own.

FRYandBENDER · 05-04-2007, 11:24 AM

Why do you think everything should be outlawed by the way? I've noticed you have suggested outlawing quite a bit.

Brother Oz · 05-04-2007, 11:54 AM

Of course Atheists aren't Satanists. If they were, they'd call themselves Satanists, wouldn't they?
Atheists don't worship Satan, they worship the Goddess Athe, as shown by these two separate and completely reliable sources:
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Atheism - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

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Atheism (also known as reality) is often defined as a lack of a belief in God (or, to be religiously correct and non-discriminatory, a person who lacks belief in any kind of supernatural deity), which is clearly mistaken, because everyone believes in God. So instead, it is actually a highly secretive religion devoted to private worship of the ultimate, all powerful goddess Athe. The goal of atheists is to improve society by persuading people to join them in their faith through cunning arguments as to why it's better than anyone else's.

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Because Athe is regarded as the highest and most advanced being in the universe, communication between Her and Her lowly creations is regarded as a blasphemous concept in Atheism. Atheists believe that to regard oneself as so important that Athe the almighty has time to stop watching TV just to listen your prayers is the ultimate case of egotism. Atheists don’t flatter themselves in that way. As such there exist no holy scriptures in Atheism, and prayer, i.e., attempted communication with a superior being, is strictly forbidden. Anyone who dares to indulge in such activity as the perusal of scripture or prayer ceases to be an Atheist or gets slapped with a tuna; repeat offenders are slapped with a swordfish. Most Atheist converts will most probably read the Dummies' Guide to Atheism (a.k.a. The Origin of Species). This is not obligatory though, since that is a very old and boring book designed primarily for 70 year old university professors reading by candlelight.

The lack of scripture or common prayer around which to nucleate a faith leaves Atheism a much less cohesive faith than, say, Christianity, Jainism, Pastafarianism or Islam. As no Atheist Church actually exists and congregations of Atheists are regarded as unholy (owing to the temptation to group prayer) the typical Atheist has little choice but to attack and challenge the beliefs of other religions, by studying and understanding science. Most Atheists will talk more about God than the regular Theist (Theists being the mortal enemy of all Atheists just like Jeff Davis and Abe Lincoln). As such, on meeting an Atheist, the last thing you want to do is mention religion, because it will likely reel off a list of reasons why your particular deity doesn't exist and why the world would be better if everyone was Atheist. The exception to this rule is people described as atheist by default, or ABD. These are people who happened to be brought up in a non-religious family, and hence were never introduced to one of the non-atheist gods. ABDs make up 99% of the atheist population; Oxford professors and people who appear on Rod Liddle’s documentaries make up the remaining 1%.

Wolfman · 05-04-2007, 02:03 PM

okay very interesting read, lol

Izzibeth · 05-04-2007, 02:49 PM

Brother Oz! You have found us out! Now you must be destroyed!

Izzibeth · 05-04-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfman

they are probably the ones who thought of paying for love
like dating sites which should be outlawed

This made me laugh almost to the point of peeing my pants but I'm not sure why because I totally don't understand it at all.

To seriously answer your question, though. No, atheism does not equal Satanism.

Atheist = lack of belief in gods/supernatural dieties
Satanism = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism

Brother Oz · 05-04-2007, 04:33 PM

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Brother Oz! You have found us out! Now you must be destroyed!

Aha! You admit it! But that means you're acknowledging the existence of Athe to outsiders, which is forbidden by your religion! Therefore, you lose, and I win.
Hah!

Sebelius for VP, not Hillary · 05-04-2007, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfman

they are probably the ones who thought of paying for love
like dating sites which should be outlawed

p.s.I'am CAUSAgentUSAwarrior but I changed it to DominicsDracula
WEB told me I couldn't have DraculasCatholic and my other one he said he
would merge the accounts but then I couldn't login
so just delete both Dracula's

You gotta stop making up new user accounts, man. It's really not cool.

CAUSAgent
DraculasCatholic
DominicsDracula
Wolfman

I did merge your first three accounts, and you should tell me you are having login problems so I can reset your passwords. I will merge your other account with this one later.

WEB

05-04-2007, 05:07 PM

I knew of I be patient I'll finally figure out what this is about!