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Old 05-14-2008, 02:17 PM
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Darth Vader strikes Jedi in U.K.

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Man dressed as Darth Vader spared jail for attack on founder of Jedi church
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HOLYHEAD, Wales - A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates’ Court.

He also whacked Jones’ 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones’ brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.

The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."
Man dressed as Darth Vader spared jail for attack on founder of Jedi church - BostonHerald.com


Just thought this was kind of funny. I guess the dark side does not condone
freedom of religion.
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Old 05-15-2008, 12:34 AM
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I always found this amusing, Vader the daytime manager.

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Old 05-15-2008, 10:55 AM
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This goes to prove the Dark Side is indeed stronger. Thats why I've joined the First United Church of the Sith. Bad teeth and yellow eyes are a small price to pay for the ability to choke annoying people to death with your mind!
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:58 AM
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This goes to prove the Dark Side is indeed stronger. Thats why I've joined the First United Church of the Sith. Bad teeth and yellow eyes are a small price to pay for the ability to choke annoying people to death with your mind!
The force is neither good nor evil, it is what you choose to do with it that determines if you are good or evil. The light side of the force only permits defensive manoeuvres whilst the dark side allows offensive, however, there is no rule saying that Jedi cannot use the dark side if necessary. So, the yellow eyes and bad teeth were all in vain.
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:42 AM
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Where is Master Yoda when you need him?

I guess The Emperor was force blocking the Jedi's intuition to know that Vader was sneaking up on their 9' o clock?

Or maybe the Jedi just need to wear their blastshield next time so they can feel their way to the beating Darth Vader is going to give them.

Either way, the fact that there is an actual Jedi Religion says awhole lot about human beings: we are truly stupid.

Gotta give dibs to the guy in Vader costume, that is one funny ass idea.

Nothing says beat the hell out of me like a guy who really thinks he is a Jedi.

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Old 05-16-2008, 09:48 AM
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Here is the video. Unfortunately it is not as good as I had hoped. The camera man lowers the camera for a good bit and you can't tell what is going on.

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Old 05-16-2008, 09:52 AM
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Here is the church's myspace page.

MySpace.com - Church of Jediism - 21 - Female - - www.myspace.com/officialjedicouncil

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Old 05-17-2008, 03:46 PM
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