I have heard of unbelievable shocking news:

A friend of mine (an insider who wants to stay anonymous) has told me, that the United Nations is planning a synchronous global strike against all (greater) religious organizations.
In this way, they want to create global unity and prevent further wars & terrorism motivated by religious means.

They think this would be the final solution for most conflicts on earth and to finally fulfil their charta (which goal was to create and maintain global peace and security).

My insider tell me that your insider is really just indigestion.

How can the U.N., which cannot even protect its own peacekeepers, "mount a global strike"?

LOL, funniest thing I have heard all day. the shame of it is that if it were true it would be the best thing the UN ever did.

His name wouldn't be Jack Daniels or Johnny Walker, would it?

Great! Another completely implausible conspiracy theory! I'll put bets as to which pundit brings this up on the air first.

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Wait for Oreilley to feature this just like his "war on christmas". His demographic is 60 year old evangelicals. Or else that nut case Beck on CNN will jump on it, he caters to the fundy crowd too.

Alan Colmes. It's the kind lefty moonbat crap that he loves to throw out on that 3 hour disgrace that he calls liberal talk radio.