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Old 02-13-2007, 02:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Pasta Diet

The Pasta Diet






Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1. You walka pasta da bakery.

2. You walka pasta da candy store.

3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND......

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Old 02-13-2007, 04:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Very nice I must say, I enjoyed that.
Maybe you could do one obout SPEED oh, excuse me I mean Diet Pills?
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Very nice I must say, I enjoyed that.
Maybe you could do one obout SPEED oh, excuse me I mean Diet Pills?
I like the Red Wine better..
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No thanks, I'll stick to coffee and cigaretts, and an occasional caffine pill.
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No thanks, I'll stick to coffee and cigaretts, and an occasional caffine pill.


I do the coffee and cig thing my self.
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I do the coffee and cig thing my self.
Ah, it's always nice to meet a fellow outcast of the uh "healthy soceity"
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Ah, it's always nice to meet a fellow outcast of the uh "healthy soceity"

Like wise.
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Like wise.
which reminds me I NEED A SMOKE LOL
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which reminds me I NEED A SMOKE LOL


I just did a double shot of caffene in my coffee. And a Camel
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