Gotta Follow The Recipe






A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.


"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.


"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."


"What do you mean?" Jim asked.


"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."


Jim agrees and the two say good bye.


A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.


Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! - I lost two inches already!"


"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"


"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."


"Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed.


"Dammit, Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!!"


You gotta follow the recipe!

bump bump bump

call me a noob, but what is this "bump" stuff all about? I have a hypothesis, but I'm not sure.

__________________
Neither am I the means to any end others may wish to accomplish. I am not a tool for their use. I am not a servant of their needs. I am not a bandage for their wounds. I am not a sacrifice on their altars. ... I owe nothing to my brothers, nor do I gather debts from them. I ask no one to live for me, nor do I live for others. I covet no mans soul, nor is my soul theirs to covet.

Ayn Rand, Anthem.

That is that people that have not seen the thread or post would get a chance now..

Used to be TTT (to the top) to renew an old post, until the ten-character minimum post became common.

__________________
These are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. ~Groucho Marx~