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There is no such thing as life
(n.b. i wasn't sure where to put this one so moderators, feel free to move it)
I was talking to a friend today and he told me the strangest thing, humans, humanity, life: they do not exist, the only things that exist are planets. Here's how he explained it too me:
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity equals zero, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
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I hear people saying how they are going to fight in the Revolution, how they're goin' to die for the Revolution. You know what, I never hear anybody say how they're gonna kill for the Revolution. You know what I say? I say 'Fuck the Revolution'.
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