The left-hand flag is the proper, original flag of the 13 colonies. You should still be using it today, rather than those ridiculous stars. They're so tacky. Whereas the Union Jack is cool, and everyone knows it.

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... I am surprised at your insolence in writing to me at all. You know, as I know, that I bought this constituency... may God's curse light upon you and may it make your women as open and as free to the excise officers as your wives and daughters have always been to me while I have represented your scoundrel corporation.
I have the honour to be... your obliged humble servant, Anthony Henley
- MPs reply to constituent, mid 1700s