Hilarious article on the Democratic race - Political Forum

Sebelius for VP, not Hillary · 03-12-2008, 07:03 PM

It's not ROFL material, but there are a few good lines.

He describes two scenarios: first an Obama win in the nomination and then a Clinton win in the nomination. Bolds and coloring added by me for emphasis.

Democrats find themselves in lose-lose situation :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Andrew Greeley

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Democrats find themselves in lose-lose situation
March 12, 2008
BY ANDREW GREELEY

Once again the Democrats seem determined to steal defeat from the jaws of victory.

Consider the possibilities after the Pennsylvania primary. Let us assume that Sen. Hillary Clinton wins it. However, Sen. Barack Obama still has a lead in election delegates and a slim advantage in popular votes.

There are two courses the party can take. They can leave the final choice to the so-called "superdelegates" whom the party has chosen to represent office holders -- mayors, governors, senators and such like. Having read the polls and noting that Sen. Clinton consistently loses the general election to almost any Republican candidate, the superdelegates, many of whom have no great love for the Clintons, tip the scales in favor of the Senator from Illinois. What happens in this course? Many women who believed that it was "time for a woman president" are furious.

Sen. Clinton was a competent woman with great experience and a tough fighter for women's rights. All through the primaries she has been beaten up by males, both political and media males. They paid no attention to her "moral" rights to the nomination and left the decision to political hacks, mostly men. Moreover, they have not granted the voters in Michigan and Florida the right to express their support for Senator Clinton. The election has been stolen.

The opposite choice has two possible scenarios. The first is to change the rules and let delegates from Florida, selected against the rules, vote. Ms. Clinton is nominated to great acclaim. In the second scenario, Sen. Clinton wins a fierce and close battle among the superdelegates with many charges of dirty tricks and dubious promises.

How do the losers react?

If it was time for a woman president, many also believed it was a time for an African-American president. Sen. Obama was not only black, he was a brilliant young man with wide experience in American life, a charismatic speaker, and a gentleman who would not throw the kitchen sink back at Sen. Clinton. With help of Mexican-American voters who hate African Americans (and vice versa), the white power elite has stolen the election from a candidate who would have won easily if he were white. Bitter Blacks would go fishing on election day and the youthful supporters of Sen. Obama would return to their computer games. The Democratic party would implode for the next decade.

The Democrats need both massive African-American support and a gender gap among women to win a presidential election. Is there any way they can appeal to both against Sen. John McCain? Will not all Democrats rally against the war and the Bush recession? Given the bitterness of the primary, especially of its final battles, this does not seem likely. Nor does a joint ticket of both senators seem probable. Sen. Clinton clearly feels that she has the right to be president. She would hardly accept the number two spot. Unless he has lost his mind, Sen. Obama knows better than to get trapped in a Clinton White House.

Thus Sen. McCain, bad health and all, becomes president, the war continues and so does the Bush recession.

How did the Democrats get into such a mess? One must look back to the 1972 election and the "McGovernite" reforms which are responsible for both our kinky, kooky primary system and the ideology of victimization. That election was a disaster for the Democrats, though the convention was perfectly balanced among women and blacks and had rid itself of such white ethnics as Richard M. Daley and George Meany.

Take your money out of stocks and put it into gold.

Chesty Puller · 03-12-2008, 07:30 PM

Good article Web and yes thats about the size of whats going on. I have a feeling no matter which way this nomination goes were going to see alot of controversy. There will be either calls of racism or chauvinism .

Mooboy · 03-12-2008, 08:44 PM

Yeah, good article. The Democratic political party is retarded. Seriously... being a fan of the Democratic Party is like being a fan of the Arizona Cardinals.

Dr House · 03-12-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mooboy

Yeah, good article. The Democratic political party is retarded. Seriously... being a fan of the Democratic Party is like being a fan of the Arizona Cardinals.

American politics fails all around, all over. On both sides of the aisle. Everyone wants more government involvement, the only fight is over how they want the State to use its power over our lives.